Jade Goody.

This post is to all those pretentious twats who think they give two shits about that fat, racist cow. Do you REALLY care that this woman died of cancer, when there are plenty of other nice and lovely people who've had worse and more gruelling cases of cancer, and also died? I'm not saying she deserved it as I wouldn't wish it on anyone but at least these other people didn't have the nerve to milk their disease for all it's worth.

Why in gods name would you EVER want to lose your dignity like that? Yes she may of already got naked in front of the whole nation, and been a racist twat in front of the whole nation - but having no dignity in death?! Are you sure she didn't get a brain tumour that knocked out her fucking common sense?

Everyone who feels an apparently 'strong' amount of empathy for her, take a look in the fucking mirror and realise you're faking it because you want to look like a good person. You don't care about her, you've never met her and as of today you never will. How about caring about something else closer to home, sweet cheeks?

March

I've had a nasty couple of weeks/month and there's so much I could write about in my awfully bitter style but I think I'm going to refrain from doing that - I need to keep to last months promise.

I'm not even going to write anything stomach-turningly sweet or deep, meaningful and poetic either.

A few others and I have really just needed a few laughs, and if you need them too the following two videos will cheer you up instantly. I hope they make you feel as giggly as I did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG5rQ3D_Zrw&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNquTYnyg0&feature=related

Oh and P.S, here's my life story:

My Secret, what's yours?

WELL! In Janurary/February time our drama class at my school were asked to devise a small performance to enter into the Arts Festival - a showcase of the schools musical/dramatic/dancing talents. Katie Hurrell, Izzy Staw and I came up with this idea of 'My Secret', and the video is very much self explainatory. A lot of people who wanted to didn't get to see it, and a lot of people I wanted to see it didn't either. So basically: here it is. Enjoy lads and ladies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny1AfmOxJwM